Myers Briggs by Mythical Creatures

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Phoenix
ESTP: Centaur
INTJ: Basilisk
ESFP: Pegasus
INFP: Unicorn
ESTJ: Hellhound
INTP: Wizard
ESFJ: Angel
ISFJ: Genie
ENTP: Sea Serpent
ISTJ: Vampire
ENFP: Pixie
ISFP: Siren
ENTJ: Griffin
ISTP: Werewolf
ENFJ: Fairie

It hurts.
It hurts a lot.
But I’ll keep it to myself so it doesn’t hurt anyone else
― (via dying-ohso-soon)
I’m just doing my job.
― Said by every cop, boss, lawyer, politician, and judge to avoid culpability for  their own immoral actions. (via rustysmile)

(Source: anarchymeansiloveyou)

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

princehomo:

do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv