crokel:

real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.

(Source: duane-barry)

earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

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clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

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A Bad Trip is a Good Trip if you catch the message of the experience
― (via the-pineal-gland)

baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

(Source: baracknobama)

queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)